Dear Space Invaders,
Many of you Rocket Maid Fans are wondering "Why are they so darn special?" Well it's simple!
We care about clean homes and having a clean home is a major step not only putting order into your life, but also making your health into tip top shape. Dust is a major health concern. It affects not only your lungs but it affects one of the largest organs in your body, your skin!
With a cleaning service that is continuous, like every week, two weeks, or even once a month, makes your home and your life stable.
Look, The Rocket Maid family spends their time in a rocket ship trying to fight grime. It's our passion.
We are not just trying to make ends meet, we're trying to make a difference :)
Another concern is health. We use green products if asked. Some of you prefer the strong stuff. Just a tossed-hair heads up, companies like Johnson&Johnson are part of a government funded program established by the EPA who makes sure that they don't put dangerous chemicals in their cleaning products. It's just the beginning. Rocket Maid uses certain types of cleaning products that are approved by the EPA. The rest is just plain old vinegar, borax(on grime and mildew) and lemon juice.
We use gloves and a dust mask, although Carmen, my side kick, hates wearing it 'cause she feels like a surgeon.
There are other cleaning services that are doing what we do. We salute them!!!
When their ship runs out of gas, call us:)
Alright, I have to go.... Commander grime and enemy dirt are full attacking planet big Willie, that's where I'll be in the next three days. Call us if you are from that planet:)
Rocket Maid signing off!!!
Monday, January 7, 2008
Friday, November 16, 2007
Rocket Maid -Dirt Crime Fighters
Dear Space Invaders,
Dirt Crime fighting is not a task that Elliot Ness could handle, nah! It's my job! That's why I do what I do. What does Rocket Maid listen to when she wants to get the energy to 86 the enemy: none other than good ole' rock n' roll (with some hip/hop, soul and New York Salsa)
To give a preview of what Rocket Maid likes to rock out to, here video of two songs that I truly listen: the first one is obvious so why get into it :) and the second one is an obscure one from Ace Freheley (KISS) called "Rocket Ride". It's a great tune. The third one is another Ace Freheley song called "New York Groove". You might be familiar with it, it's the "Mets" anthem (For the love of god, please stop playing this classic 1970'song, pick a Steppenwolf song or something).
When cleaning, music should be turned on loud and the TV should be turned off!
Rock out and god speed!
Rocket Maid is signing off!
Dirt Crime fighting is not a task that Elliot Ness could handle, nah! It's my job! That's why I do what I do. What does Rocket Maid listen to when she wants to get the energy to 86 the enemy: none other than good ole' rock n' roll (with some hip/hop, soul and New York Salsa)
To give a preview of what Rocket Maid likes to rock out to, here video of two songs that I truly listen: the first one is obvious so why get into it :) and the second one is an obscure one from Ace Freheley (KISS) called "Rocket Ride". It's a great tune. The third one is another Ace Freheley song called "New York Groove". You might be familiar with it, it's the "Mets" anthem (For the love of god, please stop playing this classic 1970'song, pick a Steppenwolf song or something).
When cleaning, music should be turned on loud and the TV should be turned off!
Rock out and god speed!
Rocket Maid is signing off!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Rocket Maid and Her Planets
Dear Space Invaders,
RM is growing. WE LOVE NYC! We like to take the time out to thank the following planets that have fueled our ship in record time:
Planet Big Willie (williamsburg)- da' south side
Planet Lil'Ellie (L.E.S)
Planet Green (Greenwhich Village)
Planet Chillax (Chelsea)
Planet of Squares ( 14th union square-34th street)
Is your planet on our radar? Do you want to be? Please email Rocket Maid and see if we can clean your planet today!
" Cleaning Your Universe From Space To Space"
Rocket Maid is signing off!
RM is growing. WE LOVE NYC! We like to take the time out to thank the following planets that have fueled our ship in record time:
Planet Big Willie (williamsburg)- da' south side
Planet Lil'Ellie (L.E.S)
Planet Green (Greenwhich Village)
Planet Chillax (Chelsea)
Planet of Squares ( 14th union square-34th street)
Is your planet on our radar? Do you want to be? Please email Rocket Maid and see if we can clean your planet today!
" Cleaning Your Universe From Space To Space"
Rocket Maid is signing off!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
VIVA - The Best Darn Paper Towel in America
Hello Space Invaders,
There are paper towels, and then there is VIVA Kleenex. This is a superior paper towel that acts like a cloth. It's smooth and feels like fluffy cotton... well you get the picture.
They got three types of paper towel products:
Viva Paper Towels- Just regular ole' paper towels.
Viva Job Squad- Disposable towels like a sponge to clean up with no worries.
Viva Scrub Cloths- they have extraordinary wet strength. Rinse and Re-use disposable Scrub Cloths are ideal for tough, scrubbing clean ups.
Kleenex Viva Towels (kleenex originally made facial tissue, hence people refer facial tissues as "kleenex" refer to my earlier entry of latino consumer's calling bleach "cloro" AKA Clorox) is owned and marketed by Kimberly Clark Brands. On their website, this is what they described their company,
"We're a global team of more than 55,000 people who share a passion for finding new ways to improve the health, hygiene and well-being of people's lives every day. We're committed to innovation, leadership, sustaining our world and strengthening our communities."
They have Kimberly-Clark professional for the construction gal or guy or the dry waller in you (Goggles, Gloves, rags, shop towels, coveralls, and DIY business segments)
They also have Kimberly Clark healthcare, which serves the clinics and hospitals with "Kimberly-Clark Microcuff Endotracheal Tubes"
" Surgery – with products such as Kimberly-Clark Integuseal Microbial Sealant"
"Digestive Health – with products such as Kimberly-Clark Mic-Key Enteral Feeding Tubes"
" Pain Management"
For more info look at the Kleenex Viva website at http://www.vivatowels.com and the Kimberly-Clark company at http://www.kimberly-clark.com
Rocket Maid likes to thank the following Planets for putting fuel into the Rocket Maid Ship
Williamsburg -North and South!!!
East Village and Chelsea have shown love to the Rocket Maid family. Lower East side, Please... I know you're out there! Commander Grime loves to chill with Enemy Dirt in Ludlow, Stanton and Clinton Streets. Show bravery and call on Rocket Maid to help you defeat these bad boys for good!
Rocket Maid likes to announce that we invited a new soldier to the team, Carmen. She hates Enemy dirt and dust uglies. Rocket Maid salutes you!!!
Rocket Maid is signing off
There are paper towels, and then there is VIVA Kleenex. This is a superior paper towel that acts like a cloth. It's smooth and feels like fluffy cotton... well you get the picture.
They got three types of paper towel products:
Viva Paper Towels- Just regular ole' paper towels.
Viva Job Squad- Disposable towels like a sponge to clean up with no worries.
Viva Scrub Cloths- they have extraordinary wet strength. Rinse and Re-use disposable Scrub Cloths are ideal for tough, scrubbing clean ups.
Kleenex Viva Towels (kleenex originally made facial tissue, hence people refer facial tissues as "kleenex" refer to my earlier entry of latino consumer's calling bleach "cloro" AKA Clorox) is owned and marketed by Kimberly Clark Brands. On their website, this is what they described their company,
"We're a global team of more than 55,000 people who share a passion for finding new ways to improve the health, hygiene and well-being of people's lives every day. We're committed to innovation, leadership, sustaining our world and strengthening our communities."
They have Kimberly-Clark professional for the construction gal or guy or the dry waller in you (Goggles, Gloves, rags, shop towels, coveralls, and DIY business segments)
They also have Kimberly Clark healthcare, which serves the clinics and hospitals with "Kimberly-Clark Microcuff Endotracheal Tubes"
" Surgery – with products such as Kimberly-Clark Integuseal Microbial Sealant"
"Digestive Health – with products such as Kimberly-Clark Mic-Key Enteral Feeding Tubes"
" Pain Management"
For more info look at the Kleenex Viva website at http://www.vivatowels.com and the Kimberly-Clark company at http://www.kimberly-clark.com
Rocket Maid likes to thank the following Planets for putting fuel into the Rocket Maid Ship
Williamsburg -North and South!!!
East Village and Chelsea have shown love to the Rocket Maid family. Lower East side, Please... I know you're out there! Commander Grime loves to chill with Enemy Dirt in Ludlow, Stanton and Clinton Streets. Show bravery and call on Rocket Maid to help you defeat these bad boys for good!
Rocket Maid likes to announce that we invited a new soldier to the team, Carmen. She hates Enemy dirt and dust uglies. Rocket Maid salutes you!!!
Rocket Maid is signing off
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
No Stress, No Mess
Hello Space Invaders,
Ever wonder why your house is messy. I found from personal experience that it has a lot do with post- breakups. I know, I know, this is not based on some study. A lot of you humanoids get sloppy after a bad break-up. After a few months, you continue to be sloppy and stop caring.
Some of you don't remember the last time you were neat or organized ( yes there is a difference ladies and gentleman). Some of you don't even remember being clean at all ( most of you guys never were, lol) .
Here are some tips to moving on and getting better!
1) Find his or her pictures and burn them into the infinite abyss: that's right! I said burn. Well, metaphorically speaking. I mean take all of their stuff and throw it away. Even letters and pictures. You start to feel like the house is getting lighter.
2) Buy a new bedding: I really cannot stress this enough. Vibes of the old relationship in the sheets is not good for sleep. And anyway, it was time for new sheets.
3) Take St. Johns Worts ! The pills are awesome for healing your depressive state. It comes from a plant called hypericum and the properties in that plant are known to treat mild depression. You can also take it in tea form as well. This will relax you. ( St. John's Wort is also known to decrease alcohol intake because of another property found in the plant called hyperforin).
4. Give your apartment a gift: Your apartment is your keeper. It has witnessed every relationship you had been through. Treat it like you would treat a friend. Remember the day you moved in? It's called an anniversary! Give your apartment a nice vase, a cool picture frame, an expensive candle holder, and/ or cool magnets when that day arrives (after the lease is signed).
5) A cleaner you say?: Yes, a cleaner. Getting one after you accomplished 1-4 will help you stay focus on your road to redemption. Who else will know the situation better than Rocket Maid?
I hope you space invaders treat the planet earth good today! Remember recycle :)
Rocket Maid is signing off...
Ever wonder why your house is messy. I found from personal experience that it has a lot do with post- breakups. I know, I know, this is not based on some study. A lot of you humanoids get sloppy after a bad break-up. After a few months, you continue to be sloppy and stop caring.
Some of you don't remember the last time you were neat or organized ( yes there is a difference ladies and gentleman). Some of you don't even remember being clean at all ( most of you guys never were, lol) .
Here are some tips to moving on and getting better!
1) Find his or her pictures and burn them into the infinite abyss: that's right! I said burn. Well, metaphorically speaking. I mean take all of their stuff and throw it away. Even letters and pictures. You start to feel like the house is getting lighter.
2) Buy a new bedding: I really cannot stress this enough. Vibes of the old relationship in the sheets is not good for sleep. And anyway, it was time for new sheets.
3) Take St. Johns Worts ! The pills are awesome for healing your depressive state. It comes from a plant called hypericum and the properties in that plant are known to treat mild depression. You can also take it in tea form as well. This will relax you. ( St. John's Wort is also known to decrease alcohol intake because of another property found in the plant called hyperforin).
4. Give your apartment a gift: Your apartment is your keeper. It has witnessed every relationship you had been through. Treat it like you would treat a friend. Remember the day you moved in? It's called an anniversary! Give your apartment a nice vase, a cool picture frame, an expensive candle holder, and/ or cool magnets when that day arrives (after the lease is signed).
5) A cleaner you say?: Yes, a cleaner. Getting one after you accomplished 1-4 will help you stay focus on your road to redemption. Who else will know the situation better than Rocket Maid?
I hope you space invaders treat the planet earth good today! Remember recycle :)
Rocket Maid is signing off...
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Don Imus's Wife Started Eco- Friendly Cleaning Products
Dear Space Invaders,
I do not like Don Imus. Not only
because he's a racist putz, but because his radio show was boring.
Then I tried Imus's Cleaning the Greening products. The product is really good, especially on granite and glass. The Imus name did not ring a bell at all. I just never figured that Don Imus would care about the environment and assumed it was another person with the Imus name. Then with some research, I found out it was his wife, Deirdre Imus, who established the "Cleaning the Greening" products and programs. She believes that the dangerous chemicals in cleaning products causes illnesses, such as cancer, in children and adults. (She is the founder of the Deirdre Imus Environmental Center for Pediatric Oncology)
A more controversial issue is the debate over vaccinations. A survey conducted by Generation Rescue shows how children who have vaccinations early, risk having "neurological disorders" vs. children that don't vaccinate early. Read more at http://www.dienviro.com. I assure you, it's an interesting read.
What a dilemma Rocket Maid must face, should I use this product. Well, the good news is that there are plenty of green cleaning products that I can choose from.
Rocket Maid signing off!
I do not like Don Imus. Not only
because he's a racist putz, but because his radio show was boring.
Then I tried Imus's Cleaning the Greening products. The product is really good, especially on granite and glass. The Imus name did not ring a bell at all. I just never figured that Don Imus would care about the environment and assumed it was another person with the Imus name. Then with some research, I found out it was his wife, Deirdre Imus, who established the "Cleaning the Greening" products and programs. She believes that the dangerous chemicals in cleaning products causes illnesses, such as cancer, in children and adults. (She is the founder of the Deirdre Imus Environmental Center for Pediatric Oncology)
A more controversial issue is the debate over vaccinations. A survey conducted by Generation Rescue shows how children who have vaccinations early, risk having "neurological disorders" vs. children that don't vaccinate early. Read more at http://www.dienviro.com. I assure you, it's an interesting read.
What a dilemma Rocket Maid must face, should I use this product. Well, the good news is that there are plenty of green cleaning products that I can choose from.
Rocket Maid signing off!
Monday, September 3, 2007
Galaxy Enemy #1
See Them? This the deadliest army that enemy dirt has concocted. When they see the Rocket Maid crew, they not only hide, they die!
What are tips that you can do at home to get started in the fight against the Dust Mite Army .
1. Dust mites generally live and breed in your pillows. Replace them every six months. People who have acne should replace their pillow case every 2 days so that they can begin healing their skin. Dust mites live inside your pillows and feed off your dead skin cells.
2. Please buy mattress encasings. They prevent from dust mite allergens. They also prevent the dust mite's evil cousin, bed bugs inside your bed. They also make encasings for pillows as well.
3.Your pets carry dander that attracts dust mites. Please wash your pets every week. Pick a day and stick with it, that way your pet knows after a couple months that it's routine. Cats carry more dander than dogs. If your cat can't stand the water at all, please buy moist packets that is used specifically for washing cat's fur. If people are allergic to cats and/or dogs, it's the dander, and it usually connects to dust mites that feed off the dander and humans get an allergic reaction from them, not animals.
4.Buy HEPA filter vacuums that won't let dust particles escape through the back of the vacuum. The two vacuums in the market that claim to be superior machines are Miele ($700) and Nilfisk ($1,095).
(I am dying to buy the Nilfisk vacuum).
5. You can buy an air filter. Please make sure that your house is clean before operating an air filter so that allergens don't roam around your apartment. It's also good for people who are allergic to animals.
Dust mites are very small (microscopic). But that being said, they can be harmful to your lungs and cause asthma. Washing your sheets once a week and putting it in the dryer over 150 degrees will destroy them all. Your skin will no longer itch anymore. For people who have adult acne, watch it go away.
So if you suspect The Dust Mite Army invading your space, call Rocket Maid. A once- a - week cleaning is a permanent solution to killing them off for good.
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